Hey [bad word]  my name is Gus 
I am armed and dangerous
I am a dude who likes to kill
I have a gun and I'm mentally ill.

I am someone who shouldn't have a gun
But I have a gun and I also have another one
I will shoot you in the face, and you will die, and I won't give a [bad word] I am a creepy guy with a gun, I like shooting people and killing is fun
I shoot them in the head and make them all die
I have a gun and I'm a creepy guy