He-e-e-e-eyyy! [bad word] o-o-o-ooo!

Like the way that I trip and fall,
You like to laugh, when I dent my car,
I'm always in [bad word] 
Sometimes I tend to care too much...

You like the way I burn my food,
You like the way, that I snap at you,
Every morning I hit the snooze
And everyday I seem to lose my shoes...

I always shoot for the wrong team,
Always bring you the wrong drink,
Awlays leave my hair in the sink,
And I talk, when you're trying to think...

That's how I know you love me!
That's how I know you care!
That's how I know you want me!
'Cause you take me as I am...

He-e-e-e-eyyy! He-e-e-e-eyyy!

...

Oh, sometimes we fight,
When we love then we make it right,
I might not always shave my legs -
Sometimes my baby is gotta beg!

I leave the dishes in a sink,
I always ask you for a ring,
I text ya 'bout everything i do,
I always miss ya after just seeing you....

That's how I know you love me!
That's how I know you care!
That's how I know you want me!
'Cause you take me as I am...