Japanese Ninja No. 1!
kimi no tame ni shinobu wa

Judo Geisha Kendo Geisha
Japanese sports iroiro [bad word] kedo
Sumo Geisha Fujiyama Geisha
Ninja is No. 1!

Sukiyaki Geisha Tempura Geisha
Japanese Food ippai [bad word] kedo
Sashimi Geisha Fujiyama Geisha
Geisha is No. 1!

ansatsu no houshuu wa
tonkotsu shouyu ramen
ninniku oomori
kaedama wa mitsu aa

Japanese Ninja No. 1! joshi no koui [bad word] ni shinobikomu
Japanese Ninja No. 1! konoha kakure de hanaji
Japanese Ninja No. 1! nurero seifuku sui ton no jutsu
Japanese Ninja No. 1! kimi no [bad word] neratte
 [bad word] fuu ma shuriken

Monday Geisha Tuesday Geisha
Japanese youbi iroiro [bad word] kedo
Wednesday Geisha Friday Geisha
Ninja is No. 1!
Daifuku Geisha Manju Geisha
Japanese Sweets ippai [bad word] kedo
Odango Geisha Fujiyama Geisha
Geisha is No. 1!

kaiten sushi ni iku to
ootoro aburi engawa
ika tako anago
shimete sengohyaku en aa

Japanese Ninja No. 1! koufun shi te iki ga korose nai
Japanese Ninja No. 1! onnanoko kage shibari
Japanese Ninja No. 1! mizugi yo sukero unare an jin
Japanese Ninja No. 1! kimi no inu ni nari tai
kao o fun de kudasai

Japanese Geisha No. 1! ninja o koki dukai tenka tori
Japanese Geisha No. 1! iu koto ga [bad word] nai no?
Japanese Geisha No. 1! uchuu wa watashi no tame ni [bad word] no
Japanese Geisha No. 1! hitokoto de [bad word] to
Japanese Geisha is No. 1!