Before Youtube I walked through life.
And now I frollic.
Youtube has been like a father to me,
Except Youtube's not an alcholic.
Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid,
That thought he was funnier, & cooler
Than he actually was.

Now,
Not much has changed,
But I have a [bad word] of money.
Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas.

If by people you mean
13-year-old girls,
And by ideas you mean
How they love the Jonas Brothers.
I'm just kidding!
But let's be honest,
That's a hefty majority.

And if you don't believe me
You must be a noob!...

So, [bad word] to Youtube!

You don't know what your missing,
A-just try searching a-women kissing.

It's Youtube. It's what this country's been needing.
generation of kids who don't waste their time reading.

I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot,
And Chris Crocker's not? no.

He's hotter.

Most Famous youtubers are either asian or they're [bad word] 
So there's an untapped youtube celebrity, and it's name is Geore Takai.
And if your favorite coat has got a doo-doo stain; I pray to god that that's chocolate rain.

And I find videos of babys laughing a bit [bad word] 

Because Barrak Obama won the election because of Youtube.

Wait, did I say youtube?
I meant the black vote.

And I think that Youtube and FRED are SO COOL! (that's just soooooo stupid so stupid)
And What The Buck will be back in a jiffy lube...

So [bad word] to Youtube.

Yeah, I said [bad word] to Youtube.
Hey. [bad word] to youtube.

I said listen and linger.
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger.
It's youtube.
The impact is evident.
Ms. Teen South Carolina just ran for vice president.
Upload a video.
You got nothin' to lose.
Except all of you friends.
And the approval of your parents.

Hi, my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old and I got [bad word] at a party and I think someone was videotaping it but I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob.

Sorry Mary! [bad word] to Youtube.
Say hello to youtube.
Say goodbye to your college scholarship.

Yeah, and it'll keep on going and it'll never stop.
'Till it's privatized.