I was taught a month ago
To bide my time and take it slow
But then I learned just yesterday
 [bad word] and never waste the day
Well I'm convinced the whole day long
That all I learn is always wrong
And things are [bad word] that I forget
But no one taught that to me yet

I ought to see the Man Mulcahey

I was taught a month ago
To bide my time and take it slow
But then I learned just yesterday
 [bad word] and never waste the day
Now I'm convinced the whole day long
That all I learn is always wrong
And things are [bad word] that I forget
But no one taught that to me yet

I ought to see the Man Mulcahey (8x)