Я попал! (исполнитель: [Kikaki])
Bacchiri getotta ano shuumatsu sono mama poke ni ire shupatsu Nakama hitori futari pikkuappu untenseki kara hora shunban Motte wa [bad word] chikazukuna te yuu kedo yoyuu desho ima shibuya Oi, yabee, ushirokara yacchatta "Konbanwa", "Hai, konbanwa", shanai wa ikkini ondan ka "Abunai mon nai yo nee ? ", "Hai, attara saigo desu" "Toriaezi misete menkiyoshou petto [bad word] no yokoso no hen no mo" "Kimi, kono kami nani ? " yacchatta "Kore wa arate no tisshu desu", [bad word] imi usugata shippu desu" Poke no kage kara genkina poke, yacchatta Hora [bad word] yo iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo I ga itai kamo Ararara... Yacchatta Iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo Mada [bad word] yo demo owatta yo Yacchatta Kanojo ni naishou [bad word] goukon mochakatte "Oh Oh Oh" Wakare kiwa ni (Mata nomou yo demo kanojo [bad word] desho ?) "No No No" Aki de memotta nukari wa nee kizuku hasu nee Yukari ja ne Baito owatte [bad word] tochuu mae kara [bad word] onna futari gane "To~shikun", "O~ ! Yukari", "Kaimono [bad word] no shinyuu to" "Doumo, Yukari no kareshi no Toshi desu", "A~ ! A~ ! A~ ! " "Akitte iu no kawaikunai ? " "Iya, imaichi ban aitakunai" "Issho nanda yo ne daigaku ga" "Aitakuchigafusagaranai" Sonna me de ore wo [bad word] (Nee ! Yukari watashi [bad word] !) "Shiriai nano ? " (Sou senshuu) ... Shut The [bad word] Up ! Hora [bad word] yo iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo I ga itai kamo Ararara... Yacchatta Iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo Mada [bad word] yo demo owatta yo Yacchatta [bad word] arune sonnan [bad word] Iroiro iroiro ha- ha- ha- Abune~ abune~ yarisugicha dame Minna ni [bad word] ha- ha- ha- (Hekkushon) Shiranai tokorode me ga sameta ittai koko wa ore wa dare da ? [bad word] haita mama hadaka kinou nani [bad word] ore ? Ha wa wa... Nomunda nomunda yo minna tona shinjuku ni ken me itta yo na Ato wa nanda doko itta ? [bad word] serifu wa "Moa ! Rippa" Oto ga [bad word] shawaa ? [bad word] nanika burashaa ? Wakatta kinou no omisen no ko to ore yacchatta ? Kireina heya danaa, are ? [bad word] ichimai no anta dare ? Ohayoutte o, oi hontou ka yo ma... Ma ma~ ! Hora [bad word] yo iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo I ga itai kamo Ararara... Yacchatta Iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo Mada [bad word] yo demo owatta yo Yacchatta Inochi kaketa yuu uma kinen [bad word] THE END machigai nee Sanren tan san, yon, go wakareta niyoobou no namae no "Miyoko" Konaida yobareta kachou [bad word] haitte hitokoto "risutora desu" Shoku wa kimarazu ikkagetsu go niyoubou desu ka ? Ima jikka desu yo Natsukashiinaa go nen mae ima ore no jinsei niya noren ga ne Keijidousha ni sundemasu Acchaccha~ Hazuretara shin ja ooka shiawase sooda minna kiyou wa Ate tanne yo konna mon mou ikube jukai ka douka yo Nakenashi de tsukkonda ichi man en ore mo reesu mo owatte nee ? ? Ooana san, yon ,go, atattaa ! Hora [bad word] yo iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo I ga itai kamo Ararara... Yacchatta Iken daro hiyahiya mon koitsu deshikuccha tengoku chakai kamo Mada [bad word] yo demo owatta yo Yacchatta