Battletoads...
I'm gonna hit you in the face with my big [bad word] fists, 'cause we're the Battletoads [bad word] and we don't take no [bad word] 
Enemies step up and they get knocked the [bad word] out! (Pow!)
Knocked the [bad word] out, so what the [bad word] s up now?
Punch a bird in the face and use his mouth as a weapon.
Ride a jet to the goal and keep them all guessin'.
How did they do that?
Do what?
Get through that.
Place with the snakes?
I don't know, [bad word] 
We're through that. [bad word]  with the force, and we'll be there soon.
You can't stop us [bad word]  no matter what you do, 'cause we're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent [bad word]  we're the Battletoads.
I told you [bad word] better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows; you never mess around with the BATTLETOADS.

Here we go.
Round 2, what the [bad word] you gonna do?
When we take the enemy and kick his [bad word] to the moon?
See, I beat the Ice Zone with precision.
Surfed on the river like a man on a mission.
Destroyed the enemies and left 'em all [bad word] .
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole kitchen!
See them [bad word]  Ninja Turtles ain't got [bad word] on this.
What?!
Whoop their [bad word]  introduce 'em to my fists.
I may be warty, but I got some skill.
I got a [bad word]  arm band, and a license to kill.
We're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent [bad word]  we're the Battletoads.
I told you [bad word] better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows; you never mess around with the BATTLETOADS.

Professor T. Bird with an assignment for you.
It looks like Princess Angelica and Pimple are doomed, unless you hurry hurry hurry go and rescue them soon!
Show the Dark Queen the meaning of what it is we do.
Here we go, now!

We're gonna break down, like a skin disease.
Save Pimple and the Princess from the Dark Queen.
I'm tellin' ya right now, Professor T..
There ain't nobody gonna [bad word] with me!
Make my way through the stage, I'm a fist of rage!
Just stay the [bad word] out of my way, okay?
See I'm very [bad word] off, it's a [bad word] up day, and in a [bad word] up way.
I'm gonna mess up your face!
I'll take the [bad word] on the right, you take the left. (No!)
Kick their [bad word] to the moon, like their [bad word] retarded.
Break through with fortress with style, too. You'll be askin' yourself-.
"What'd I get myself into?" [bad word]  to the rescue like heroes do.
When we make it to the Queen I'll [bad word] punch her, too.
We're the Battletoads [bad word]  you'd better watch your back.
I'm gonna lay you out flat like a heart attack! (For sure!)
Down to the right, up to the left.
Bring on them holes, [bad word] it ain't no contest.
I'm dodgin' and weavin', [bad word] .
Ride on the ramp, and crash through the ceilin'. (Woo!)
There's a hole in the floor. (Watch it!)
Jump over it, it ain't there any more! [bad word]  through y'all, better know your role.
'Til the Dark Queen ain't the Dark Queen no more.
'Til my broham ain't kidnapped no more.
'Til we find the Princess and tag-team that [bad word] 
Yeah, bring on the rat, and whoop that [bad word] like BOOM.

We're on our way to the Dark Queen's Lair.
We've got to be prepared because we're almost there.
Gonna put her in a state of disrepair. [bad word] on!) She's already impaired.
Here we go, haha!
And when we enter the battle, think twice, watch what you're doin'.
One mistake that we make and Pimple and the Princess are doomed! [bad word] over to my s