I am the [bad word] 

I am he as you are he as you are me 
and we are all together. 
See how [bad word] like pigs 
from a gun, see how they fly 
I'm crying. 
Sitting on a cornflake waiting 
for the van [bad word]  
Corporation tee shirt, stupid 
bloody Tuesday. 
Man, you been a naughty boy, 
you let your face grow long. 

I am the eggman*, they are 
the eggmen, I am the [bad word] * 
Goo goo g'joob. 

Mister city p'liceman sitting 
pretty little p'liceman in a row. 
See how they fly like Lucy 
in the sky, see how [bad word]  
I'm crying. I'm crying. 
I'm crying. I'm crying. 

Yellow matter custard dripping 
from a dead dog's eye. 
Grab a locker*** fishwife 
pornographic priestess. 
Boy, you been a naughty girl, 
you let your knickers down. 

Sitting in an English garden 
waiting for the sun. 
If the sun [bad word] 
you get a tan 
From standing in the English rain. 

Expert texpert choking 
smokers don't you 
think the joker laughs at you? 
See how they smile like pigs 
in a sty, see how they snied, 
I'm crying. 

Semolina Pilchard**** climbing up 
the Eifel tower 
Elementary penguin singing 
Hare Krishna. 
Man, you should have seen kicking 
Edgar Allan Poe.