There once was a very famous man
On his famous horse he'd ride through the land
The people used to see him everywhere
When he died they put a statue in the square
(Hurray)
 [bad word] the equestrian statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop and say
"Well, I declare."

Once a month on a Friday there's a man
With a mop and bucket in his hand
To him it's just another working day
So he whistles as [bad word] and [bad word] away
(Hurray)
 [bad word] the equestrian statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop and say
"Well, I declare."

It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so [bad word] And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day
If it's grey

Hurray
 [bad word] the equestrian statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop and say
"Well, I declare."

It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so [bad word] And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day
If it's grey

Feel so [bad word] Feel so [bad word]