Sollux Captor Style 

Captor Style 
 [bad word] here girl, I'll show you who's got the most swagga' 

The name is Sollux Captor, the best hacker in Alternia 

Who cares that I am lisping and I don't roll in money? 

I can show you a good time with just a little honey 

Hey Aradia I see you staring at my booty 

Don't be so shy, we'll throw the hottest corpse party 

Lil' kitty and I can stir some spicy lemon-limeade 

Then I'll top it with some TZ and a scalemate 
 [bad word] on [bad word] on Kanaya, 

you know you -hey- want me too -hey 

Feferi, don't you worry, 

I'll save some -hey- for you too -hey 

There's plenty left where all that swag came frooooom 

Sollux Captor Style - hah! 

Captor Style 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style - ah! 

Captor Style 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style 

Heeeeeeeeeey y lady! 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style 

Heeeeeeeeeey y lady! 

So-So-So-Sol 

I have to disappoint if you think I'm reserved for ladies 

I'll rock your world if you're a man, I don't wanna hear no maybe's 

Tavros and I are hotter than the bro's sick fires 

When EQ sees [bad word] he needs towels 

Eridan knows it best how well I can fix a "hardware" 

KK can't keep his eyes off me when I roll with his moirail 

There's enough of me for two - now why are you so flustered? 

GZ said he likes ketchup with mustard 

Troll or human, it don't matter 

I can share -hey- 'cause I care -hey 

Matesprit or kismesis, 

don't sweat it -hey- it's a game -hey 

And I'm telling you that more than two can plaaaaaaay 

Sollux Captor Style - ah! 

Captor Style 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style - ah! 

Captor Style 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style 

Heeeeeeeeeey y baby! 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style 

Heeeeeeeeeey y baby! 

So-So-So-Sol 

I have more fun because my dream-selves are in double. 

When I meet Psionic I'll get him in some steamy trouble. 

Mituna wants it bad, who cares that he's my ancestor? 

Incest, ancest, self-cest, Solcest - EVERY SHIP NEEDS CAPTOR! 

Sollux Captor Style 

Heeeeeeeeeey y baby! 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style 

Heeeeeeeeeey y baby! 

So-So-So-Sol 

Sollux Captor Style