[Light]
Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is a pet that will suit you just right

[Frizzy]
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool

Light: Awesome,cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

[Frizzy]
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

[Light]
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be

[Frizzy]
Cutsey? Ootsey? Have you even met me?

[Light]
Rainbow have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you

Light: C'mon, the sky's the limit!

Frizzy: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.

Light: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you!

Frizzy: Pass.

[Light]
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal

[Frizzy]
Otters and seals do not fly.

Light: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water.

Frizzy: That's it. I'm outta here.

[Light]
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?

Frizzy: Bigger. And cooler.

Light: Bigger. Cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely

Frizzy: It's just a squirrel.

Light: Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel!

Frizzy: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying.

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity

Light: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.

Frizzy: Ya think?

[Light]
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Frizzy: Better, but cooler.

[Light]
I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat

Frizzy: Now you're talking. But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches a-plenty

Light: Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.

[Frizzy]
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too
Have something in a yellow striped bat?

[Light]
No,
I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

[Frizzy]
What to do, what to do. Ahh!
prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts
That will put each pet to the test

[Light]
Don't forget style, that should be considered

[Frizzy]
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

[Light]
The one who is awesome and cool

[Frizzy]
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

[Light & Frizzy]
So a contest we will see

[Frizzy]
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

[Light & Frizzy]
In the world for me

May the games begin

[Frizzy]

And may the best pet win!