Hey look body, i'm an engineer..
That means I solve problems..
Not problems like "What is beauty"
-- because that would fall within the perview of your
---- [bad word] of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
***fire guns, drink beer.. "aaarrrghhh"***
for instance 
-- how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hover
from tearing me a [bad word] superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun.
And if that don't work, use more gun.
Like this heavy caliber tripod little 'ol number,
designed by me, built by me.
And you best hope, not pointed at you.