Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took,
He say, "no storm is stoppin' me!" 
He made fricassee of a sea anemone.
Down at the bottom of the sea. 

I turned to my first officer and i said,
"what have you got to say to me?" 
Well, he turned and said,
"I'm in over my head." 
Down at the bottom of the sea. 

she-Kraken, lurkin' under my men,
looked up at their legs hungrily.
She counted eight so she thought she found a mate.
Down at the bottom of the sea.

They kicked and they fought
but it was all for naught 
'cause she just wouldnt set 'em free.
She had them taught in a tight sailor's knot.
Down at the bottom of the sea.

Some men call to GOD, when their number's up.
Some cry for their moms.
I just lament all these barrels of [bad word] 

Seaman Shaft, we all knew he was daft.
His story dont end happily.
He drifted by with a fishgig in his eye.
Down at the bottom of the sea. 

Down at the bottom was treasure galore,
but gaurding it so greedily 
was an angry horde of skeletons with swords 
Down at the bottom fo the sea. 
(For the horde!)

Some men call to GOD, when their number's up.
Some cry for their moms.
I just lament all these barrels of [bad word] 

Down at the bottom of the 
We're at the bottom of the 
Stuck at the bottom of the 
Deep, dark, crazy-assed fish dwellin',
between the devil and the deep blue sea.