I am Jesus [bad word] to the church of me [bad word] believers
Take a walk across the sea
 [bad word] to feed the fish
Heal the world
But first a little dirty kiss.

I am Zoroaster
Sitting underneath the tree
I'll be your master
Pour yourself into me

Fill your every wish
Heal the world
But first a little dirty kiss.

I am the setting sun.
I am the chosen one.
I am his only son.

I wear a thorny crown.
I live in Honeytown.
Somebody cut me down.

I am Jesus.
I am Jesus.

I am Mahatma
Taking it to the streets
Give me your daughter
Let [bad word] your dirty feet

Touch the end of this
Heal the world
But first a little dirty kiss.

I am Jesus.
I am Jesus.