Now the women are cryin' and the kids are dyin' and the men [bad word] #39; away
Somethin' weird has happened and the devil he's a-laughin' and the church don't know what to say
Now the recently deceased have been openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied
Through [bad word] I've been readin' and the movies I've been seein', so [bad word] to me as no surprise

And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair, oh that we take our place

'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a [bad word] 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see

Now reporters are talkin', and the zombies are a-walkin', and the government's been fallin' apart
So I think I better go, 'cause these puppies ain't slow, even though they ain't very smart
If you notice more than five and you wanna stay alive then you probably should [bad word] away
I saw them tear my wife in two, there was nothing I could do, but it happened just the other day

I didn't care, 'cause it was time for her to go
It's only fair, and now she's better off, I know

'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a [bad word] 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see
Alright!

Now I'm sittin' on my house, I'm as quiet as a mouse, but they still keep gatherin' 'round
So I made myself a deal, they're gonna get a meal, when I throw myself to the ground.
As they're waitin' down there, I'm gonna drink my last beer, God forgive me for my sin...
I'm hopin' I will be dead if I land on my head, if not I'll be born again

And I won't care, cause now it's time for me to go
It's only fair, and now I'm better off, I know

'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a [bad word] 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see

EVERYBODY!

It's the end of the world, and I don't give a [bad word] 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see
Because doom, death, and [bad word] is all I see