They're gonna put me in the movies,
they're gonna make a big star out of me.
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and
lonely,
and all i gotta do is act naturally.

Well, i bet you i'm gonna be a big star,
might win an 'oscar', you can never tell.
The movies gonna make me a big star,
'cause i can play the part so well.

Well, i hope [bad word] and see me in the movies,
then i'll know that you will plainly see
the biggest fool that ever hit the big time.
And all i gotta do is act naturally.

We'll make this scene about a man that's sad and lonely
and beggin' down upon his bended knee.
I'll play the part but i won't need rehearsin';
all i have to do is act naturally.

Well, i bet you i'm gonna be a big star,
might win an 'oscar', you can never tell.
The movies a-gonna make me a big star,
'cause i can play the part so well.

Well, i hope [bad word] and see me in the movies,
then i'll know that you will plainly see
the biggest fool that ever hit the big time.
And all i gotta do is act naturally.

We'll make this film about a man that's sad and lonely,
all i have to do is act naturally.