One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked
So I wanted to tell you all about it
Here we go
Weeeeeeeee

I hate being a grown up
How in the [bad word] do mortgages work?
I hate being a grown up
Oh – I have to do dishes!
I hate being a grown up
No seriously where did all these [bad word] [bad word] from?
I hate being a grown up
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrr
TAXES!

Remember when you were a little kid you thought it would be so cool to grow up
Ya, we were brain washed
This [bad word] [bad word] sucks
Oh, my sheets are dirty
This oughta fix it, right?
Oh the bathroom is dirty too
Ah ha – I’m not gonna clean that [bad word] Take the garbage out
Naaa I don’t wanna
What if I smush is down like this?
That’s much better.

I hate being a grown up
Ahhhhh – the DMV
I hate being a grown up
I’m gonna light my bills on fire
I hate being a grown up
My friends are getting married
I hate being a grown up
Why don’t you walk yourself.

Oh – you just had a baby congratulations
I looked at pictures of cats today
Ya, and I dyed my hair purple and wear a Ninja Turtle back-pack.
Law school – wow!
I’m gonna go get [bad word] 
Cause that’s the only cool thing you can do as a grown up

I hate being a grown up
The dentist is so expensive
I hate being a grown up
Even my [bad word] has it’s own doctor
I hate being a grown up
Ah – haa – I just said [bad word] I hate being a grown up
And now I’m gonna say [bad word] 
Ma! What’s for dinner?
Oh ya, that’s right she doesn’t live here.
Ma! I’m having a nightmare!
Ah [bad word] 
Mom! My laundry?
Help!
God [bad word] it, I have to do all these things by myself.
Don’t I?
Son of a [bad word]