I saw three [bad word] sailing in 
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day.. 
I saw three [bad word] sailing in 
On Christmas day in the morning. 
And what was in the ships, all three? 
On Christmas day in the [laughing] 
Shut up TURDS! 
..was in the ships, all three? 
On Christmas day in the morning. 

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing] 
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. 
The Virgin Mary and [more laughing] 
Shut up TURDS! 
..and Christ were there 
on Christmas day in the morning. 
And let us all rejoice amain [laughing] 
I thought I told you to SHUT UP! 
..all rejoice amain 
On Christmas day in the morning. 

Shelley is starting to get [bad word] . [laughing] 
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing] 
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing] 
On Christmas day IN THE MORNING! 
[Smashing piano noise]