The menu at this restaurant has everything you’d ever want,
But nothing that quite fancies me.
I do not want the steak béarnaise.
I do not want the duck flambé. 
These specials don’t sound special to me.

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

God is Great. 
God is Good.
Let us thank him for this Randy. AMEN!
Randy is a three-course meal,
Plus dessert to seal the deal.
OH! And I’ll be needing a to-go box. (Hmmph Ahh!)

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

Happy Birthday Randy!
RANDY! It’s so good to see you!
Would you like to ride my bicycle?
Randy, wish me a happy anniversary, would you?
Randy, would you like to go on a picnic with me?
Randy. We’re so proud of you Randy!

EAT RANDY! (X13)

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

YEAH! YEAH!