You [bad word] You better hide
You better lock your house
And keep the kids inside [bad word] the 20th cetury latest scam
Called half a boy and half a man

He ain't a fool
But he's cool
Because his left don't know
What his right hand is doin'
He'll keep a King Kong eatin' 
Out the palm of his hand
He's a half a boy and half a man

Best be fleet
Upon your feet
Or else the SPG's gonna be clearin' the streets
They never made no provision
In the original plan
For half a boy and half a man

When his fingers do the walkin'
In the middle of the night
Where there's people stalkin'
Baby let me tell you [bad word] out right

Best be fleet
Upon your feet
Or else the SPG's gonna be clearin' the streets
They never made no provision
In the original plan
For half a boy and half a man

Oh, when his fingers do the walkin'
In the middle of the night
There's people stalkin'
Well baby let me tell you
Nothin' [bad word] out right

You [bad word] You better hide
You better lock your house
And keep your kids inside [bad word] the 21st century latest scam
Called half a boy and half a man
Half a boy and half a man
Well he's a half a boy and half a man
Well he's a half a boy and half a man