[bad word] Klaymen
Clitton Clatton Klogg
We behold it's Hoborg
Big Robot Bil is odd!
The Clockwork Beast
and Frenchy guy
are with them
Hard to see: Crit Unit "A"
Oh what a day!
He joins Crit Unit "B"
At the Neverhood
The Neverhood
The Neverhood!

K k k k Klaymen
K k k k Klogg
Ho ho ho ho Hoborg
Big Robot Bil is odd!
C....C....C....C....Clockwork
Beast
F....F....Frenchy.... gee!
Crit Unit "A"
Oh what the hey!
He joins Crit Unit "B"
At the Neverhood..........
Hey ho
Hey ho
Hey ho....

K....K....K....K....Klaymen
K....K....Klinton....Klogg
What's it? Oh it's Hoborg!
Big Robot Bil is odd!
The Clockwork Beast
That Frenchy guy is with them
(honestly!)
Crit Unit "A"
Oh what the hey
He joins Crit Unit "B"
At the Neverhood....

K....K....K...K...Klaymen
K....K....K....K....Klogg
Ha ha ha ha Hoborg
Big Robot Bil is odd!
C....C....C....C....Clockwork
Beast
That "frenchy" Frenchy.. gee!
Crit Unit "A"
Oh what the hey
They join Crit Unit "B"
At the Neverhood
The Neverhood
The Neverhood....
(continue singing with various
 [bad word]  groans and assorted
nonsense.)