la la la la la la
oh itty bitty [bad word] girl where are you
oh itty bitty [bad word] s our love was [bad word] oh my itty bitty [bad word] so young and so unused

now itty bitty [bad word] plays a mean hopscotch
as she does her little ditty i can stare at her crotch
oh my itty bitty [bad word] little queen of double dutch

now itty bitty [bad word] girl where are you
oh itty bitty [bad word] with those eyes so blue
oh i love how itty bitty [bad word] s little blouse is so see through

::laughter::
shut up
::laughter::

so itty bitty [bad word] now you're off to camp
well i bet those itty bitty undies still are damp
i'll be waiting for september in the playground outside your class

now itty bitty [bad word] quit when i wasn't through
i found a place to keep her hid where nobody knew
and now my itty bitty [bad word] lines up all of my afternoons

oh itty bitty [bad word] as i came she blew
she doesn't hold a candle to our black (zoo zoo?)
as she clutches itty bitty [bad word] now we're three from two