[Originally by David Bowie]

There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name 
That people from bad homes do again and again 
It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear 
They do it over there but we don't do it here 
 [bad word] 
Fashion! Turn to the left 
Fashion! Turn to the right 
Oooh, fashion! 
We are the goon squad and [bad word] to town 
Beep-beep 
Oooh, fashion!

Fashion! Turn to the left 
Fashion! Turn to the right 
Oooh, fashion! 
We are the goon squad and [bad word] to town 
Beep-beep 
Oooh, fashion!

There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear 
That people from good homes are talking this year 
It's loud and it's tasteless and I've heard it before 
You shout it while you're dancing on the dance floor, on the dancefloor
 [bad word] 

We are the goon squad and [bad word] to town
We are the goon squad and [bad word] to town
We are the goon squad and [bad word] to town
We are the goon squad and [bad word] to town
 [bad word]