Well, Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have insured that planet 
Before it crashed
Working real hard to make internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your [bad word] 
I know now what I knew then
But I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out as her hair was styled
You should hide you kids
While the [bad word] wild
Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have killed that little [bad word] 
Before he even had