Oh [bad word]  get your towels ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the [bad word] deck
But stay on your [bad word] toes [bad word] this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the [bad word] boat

I'm on a boat [bad word]  take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me [bad word]  'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, [bad word] We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim [bad word] and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and [bad word] This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, [bad word]  don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the [bad word] up, this boat is real
 [bad word] land, I'm on a boat, [bad word] [bad word] trees, I climb buoys, [bad word] I'm on the deck with my boys, [bad word] This boat engine make noise, [bad word] 
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big [bad word] my way
Believe me when I say I [bad word] a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the [bad word] boat