In our stinky little town
 There is a funny guy
 He failed to be a rock-n-roll king
 However he had tried
 He has a monster-like look
 But feeling very low
 He wants to have the longest hair
 But he is going bold. 

 Rat, rat, rat, rat rich juicy rat
 Rat, rat, rat, rat with stupid head!
 Rat, rat, rat, rat you buy the all
 Rat, rat, rat, rat you kill rock-n-roll! 

 He has a lot of ladies,
 Not being in his youth
 Never touching anyone
 His innocence to loose
 He has a bass guitar
 It cost him very much
 He never ever played it
 Not making single scratch! 

 He has the biggest car
 But feeling very low,
 The answer's very simple-
 The car just won't go!
 He's living for his stomach
 It is his only friend!
 His friend grows bigger and bigger,
 The story has no end!!!