[Verse 1]
aww [bad word] Im always caught up in a scandal
im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell
my [bad word] is on the [bad word] table Im ready to gamble
gimme a blunt and all the [bad word] I can handle
ayo Im getting mad [bad word] like a trooper
and Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper
pushing a phat B, [bad word] wanna get with me
I get more [bad word] than a women's penitentiary
I drink lemons with bacardi
for [bad word] wanna party
make sure they gimme the punani
yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin'
2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I [bad word] with Toni Braxton
whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him)
uh huh [bad word] yo [bad word] how to be up [bad word] know the drealy when my [bad word] is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn)
I [bad word] them and Im leavin
 [bad word] 
It aint a [bad word] thing funny
, [bad word]  [bad word] & money
where my niggas at?
It aint a [bad word] thing funny
, [bad word]  [bad word] & money

[Verse 2]
to ya'll [bad word] who aint making any sense
and talk that [bad word] like aint nothing going on but the rent
and want a little more graditude
I pay the rent now get the [bad word] out my house, that's my attitude
you better find another sucker
I don't give a [bad word] a [bad word] play herself and Ima buck her
yea Im a foul [bad word] and [bad word] I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston
I cant afford to pop [bad word] 
[ From: [bad word] /www [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] and-money-lyrics-cormega.html ]

my [bad word] the size of one of Bob Marley's clips
being a supertravel's never easy
I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me [bad word] Weezy 
ya'll niggas better watch your girlies
cause Ill be tag-teaming [bad word] like Levern and Shirley
ya'll [bad word] know [bad word] now white [bad word] on my [bad word] like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude
 [bad word] 
It aint a [bad word] thing funny
, [bad word]  [bad word] & money
where my [bad word] at?
It aint a [bad word] thing funny
, [bad word]  [bad word] & money

[Verse 3]
Last verse 
a cartoon booty session
Im in a Lex spaceship [bad word] Judy Jetson
Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head
it's hard to sleep with [bad word] Dino sleeping in the bed
Betty Boop  incredible
and Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her [bad word] smell terrible [bad word] a sea hag is something I can never do
no matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to
Snow White's a ho she burned my [bad word] Sleepy dwarf
and now the other six of them cats is beating all
and plus Yogi Bear hit her [bad word] that [bad word] 
Im live and uncensored
word up
what, what