Wake up in the morning and there's one thing on my mind,
My tummy starts [bad word]  couldn't stop it if I tried.
There's so much stuff to do today, but we should start it right,
I need to get some nourishment, or else I'll start to cry!

I walk into the kitchen and I don't know what to eat
I'm trying to decide between a cake and strips of meat
But they both sound so good, to not eat one would be a crime,
So, we'll mix them together and we'll have Adventure Time!

Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes, 
take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake, 
bacon pancakes, that's what's gonna make it, 
Bacon pancaaaaaaaaakes