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 Ouch it won't reach my mouth
 If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house
 But I can't so here's where [bad word] in
 Giving it "Diff'rent Strokes" just like Arnold [bad word] 
 Hummin' hmm hmm good like Campbell's
 And you'll handle the sack like the quarterback Randall
 Cunningham like Joanie loves Chachi
 They call him Ralph Mouth 'cause he's down on Potsie
 Rocky chasing the chicken
 Watch the plot thicken with the [bad word] when your lickin'
 Me like Apollo your Creed my Mission
 You go down for the count I countdown ignition
 Blast off you're a rocket scientist
 genius what I mean is you suck at this
 So escargot 'cause my snail needs Frenchin'
 You must be five stars cause my staff's at full attention

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 Dinner for one I know you got your reservations
 Starvation like a Third World Nation
 So do it for the children and I'll make a donation
 My fly's in your eyes let me rise to the occasion
 In my Underoos I tend to be brief
 So when you're sinking your teeth deep into my beef
 You can fondle but it's kind of like McDonald's realize it's
 Just a Happy Meal so you can't Super Size it
 Told to hold the pickle then you went and blew it
 Gherkin off and the Special [bad word] included
 But you knew it did so concentrate like Tropicana
 To eat a Chiquita you need to grow the banana
 So can ya Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss
 'Til it's Chubby like Checker c'mon baby do the twist
 It's all in the wrist like table tennis
 So beat me like Betty Crocker cake mix

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 Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it
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 If you were a Hindu I could aim for the dot

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 Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
 And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks.