(Lennon/McCartney)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how [bad word] like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van [bad word] 
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the [bad word]  goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how [bad word] 
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the [bad word]  goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun [bad word]  you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the [bad word]  goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the [bad word]  goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.