Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
So leave a message at the tone 
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything 

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan 
Turn the TV on 
Throw my hand in my pants 
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't 

I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie 
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man 
Oh Oh 

Yes I said it 
I said it 
I said it cus I can 

Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
So leave a message at the tone 
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything 

Nothing at all 
Woohoo ooh 
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh 
Nothing at all 

Woohoo ooh 
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh 

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X 
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice  
And she's gonna scream out 'this is great' (Oh my god, this is great) 
Yeaaah 

I might mess around and get my college degree 
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait 
Oh Oh 

Yes I said it 
I said it 
I said it cus I can 

Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
So leave a message at the tone 
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything 

No I ain't [bad word] my hair 
Cus I ain't going anywhere 
No No No No No No No No No 
Oh 
I'll just [bad word] in my birthday suit 
And let everything hang loose 
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah... 
Ohh ohh 

Today I don't feel like doing anything 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
So leave a message at the tone 
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything 

Nothing at all 
Woohoo ooh 
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh 
Nothing at all 

Woohoo ooh 
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh 
Nothing at all