Couldn’t wake up this morning while I was ending a break
I was late so I try to hurry hurry
I [bad word] in the street and I broke my heels
Oooooh
What a wonderful bad day
I’ve got to call a friend
Mister [bad word] and give me some happiness
Mister [bad word] and show me some love
Mister [bad word] and give me some tenderness
Mister [bad word] and give me a hug!

I couldn’t make it till my office
So my boss was yelling on my phone
I had to cry and cry and say I’m sorry
Then I met my y neighbour with his stupid boyfriend
I want to be a man so I could be so [bad word] I couLd be his boyfriend or even just one day

Mister [bad word] and give me some happiness
Mister [bad word] and show me some Love
Mister [bad word] and give me some tenderness
Mister [bad word] and give me a hug!

I saw my ex-man with his beautiful wife
And their perfect baby

Mister [bad word] and give me some happiness
Mister [bad word] and show me some Love
Mister [bad word] and give some tenderness
Mister [bad word] and give me some happiness
Mister [bad word] and show me some Love
Mister [bad word] and give me some tenderness
Mister H, Mister H, Mister Mister [bad word] and give me some happiness
Mister [bad word] and show me some Love
Mister [bad word] and give me some tenderness
Mister [bad word] and give me a hug!
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