Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
horses, horses, horses, horses
Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
(gunshot)
Santa Claus suck my balls [bad word] as [bad word] ringing bells at the malls Dancer Prancer Nixon and Cupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha,
eh I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like gimme gimme
I know that [bad word] he [bad word] he must Lookin up nuthin [bad word]  dust.
Turn on my TV the very next day
I see your gettin paid leaden the parade
I'm that sniper on the buildin
Listen to my nine go click,
Santa's a fat [bad word] (2x) Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] Another year and I aint get [bad word] Another year I aint get [bad word] If I hear him land on my roof
Ohh my undertaker I'm a bust your [bad word] in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somethin to say about St. Nick [bad word] that hoe he never brought jack [bad word] No toys, candy canes, j
just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cupboard
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I'd get the short end of the stick
No kinda gift, I didn't get [bad word]  Some say
I was bad, but that wasn't it. It's all because,
(2x) Santa's a fat [bad word] Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] Santa [bad word] you cuz your a hoe
Another year and I ain't got [bad word] Another year I ain't get [bad word] If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust your [bad word] in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth "Oh-ho-ho don't go that [bad word] that's the ghetto ho-ho those
boys and girls don't deserve anything"
(in Background: Slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses,
horses, horses) Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend [bad word]  he don't bring his slay my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat [bad word]  eh
All the little rich boys they gettin paid
Countin the toys and rockets they made. Me?
I got a little half little chunk of dog [bad word] I'm a kill that fat [bad word]  Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] He ate too much
McDonalds Another year and I aint get [bad word] Mrs. Claus is a ho If I hear him land on my roof
Slice that [bad word] in the big red coat
I'm a bust your [bad word] in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood
Christmas and everything's whack
Not a creature stirring but a [bad word] rat
I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
Aint smellin no turkey sure as [bad word] aint no stuffin
All that I paid Wished and prayed
That fat mutha [bad word] would swing my way
Drop off soldiers [bad word] balls But
I woke up and found some [bad word] old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again
Every year I wake up to the same old [bad word] ...house there be no sign of the fat [bad word] (2x) Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] (2x) Another year and I aint get [bad word] Another year I aint get [bad word] If I hear him land on my roof If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust your [bad word] in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
(2x) Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] Santa Claus is a fat [bad word] Another year and I aint get [bad word] I aint ge-et shi-it
If I hear him land on my roof Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof
I'm a bust your [bad word] in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
(record scratching)
"He's got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile,
a bright red hat you can see for a mile,
a bag full of goodies and a great big grin, [bad word] Santa Claus again."