(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung" 26 bungs in all)
Mr. Salmon, bring me a [bad word] Make her more beautiful that I [bad word] before
Give her two [bad word] like [bad word] cheeks 
Then tell her that her lonesome nights`ll be with geeks.
Salmon, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to jack off my clown
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Salmon, bring me a stream.

(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung".)

Mr. Salmon, bring me a dream
Make it the [bad word] that I've ever seen
Fill anal hole with all that firecrackers
Then throw up on me like a teamaker
Salmon, I'm so unhappy
Cause all my things go very crappy 
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Salmon, bring me a dream.

(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung")

Mr. Salmon bring us a guy
Give him a pair of balls with a Hitler sign
Give him a fat [bad word] like a cargo spaceship
And long fat [bad word] that all u want to blow
Salmon, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so y before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr Salmon, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Salmon, bring us a dream