(Intro):
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and [bad word] cuZ I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a [bad word] problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
 [bad word] :
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

(Verse 1- Eminem):
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my [bad word]  god it's Eminem"
"I swear to [bad word] god dude you [bad word] rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your [bad word] 
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star [bad word]  it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b
 [bad word] :
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band (repeated 8xs)

(Verse 2- Swifty):
You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you
Hey dad [bad word] we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the [bad word] is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my [bad word] is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read [bad word] Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back

(Verse 3- Kuniva and Konartis):
Look him little punk [bad word] thinkin' he the [bad word] Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Em: No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo (Em: You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
 [bad word] :
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

(Verse 4- Proof):
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I Should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to stap on a dumbass fan
Every time I'hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band [bad word] we don't play [bad word] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Em: Proof carry my bag) [bad word] carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the [bad word] are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!