[bad word] along mate, you gotta cheer up
I know you’re down on your luck but
Don’t be down in the dumps, don’t be down in the dumps,
Yeah don’t be down in the dumps,
I know you’re down on your luck but you got to listen up

Coz real lads, they don’t sink
They [bad word] it off, they hold up, they take it on the chin
And nice girls, won’t leave you out of pocket,
Wont make you buy their mates all their drinks, then leave you there to sock it

And oh oh oh oh….
He’s only gone and done it, she’s dumped him again
And oh oh oh oh…. He’s only gone and done it again...
So tell it to me straight now, are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girl to girl, Mrs Fortune always turning your world

Mister Misfortune, we need to sort you

(Check)
And all our friends agree, that since the age of fourteen
You’ve played to loose and took the blues, you need a slap on the cheek
Coz now it’s gone too far, you need a swift reminder
So lick your straightner scars, and dry your eyeliner

And oh oh oh oh….
He’s only gone and done it, she’s dumped him again
And oh oh oh oh…. He’s only gone and done it again...
So tell it to me straight now, are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girl to girl, Mrs Fortune always turning your world

Mister Misfortune, Mister Misfortune,
We need to sort you, Mister Misfortune

Don’t be down in the dumps, don’t be dumps
I know your down on your luck but

Don’t be down in the dumps, don’t be dumps
I know your down on your luck but you got to listen up, you got to listen up…

He’s only gone and done it again
So tell it to me straight now, are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girl to girl, Mrs Fortune always turning your world

So tell it to me straight now, are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girl to girl, Mrs Fortune always turning your world

And oh oh oh oh….
And oh oh oh oh….
You got to listen up