Heard you calling on the telephone
Before you decided [bad word] uninvited
Then I saw you in her eyes, just before she walked away
Now that you've arrived, there's nothing I can say

 [bad word] ]
Except Hello to you Heartache
 [bad word] to this heartbreak
I swore I'd never see you again, I'm inviting you
To my funeral party, where loneliness is always
Singing loud above the crowd, songs of love gone wrong
So Hello to you Heartache, Hello to you...

[Verse 2:]
Such an awkward guest, but you can stay awhile I guess
And I'll make the best of this.
And its been so hard to sleep with you lying next to me
In the place she used to be.

 [bad word] 2:]
So Hello to you Heartache
 [bad word] to this heartbreak
I swore I'd never see you again, I'm inviting you
To my funeral party, where loneliness is always
Singing loud above the crowd, songs of love gone wrong
So Hello to you Heartache, Hello to you...

[Bridge:]
There's no conversation, just anticipation
for the games about to begin
Its my celebration, and its [bad word] that I'm payin
Its like the party never Ends....

Heard you callin and I'm all alone
Have you decided [bad word] uninvited?