I'm not a fan of magic shows
But I'm the one who knows
This performance is a total act

She said she is a superstar
But I can tell by far
That the audience takes lies as fact

I can't sit idly
No I can't let this fly
I'll take the stage
And give this show a try

Trixie
I know that I'm the best
But I'm a bit too scared to put my magic to the test
Trixie
You're showing off again
So take your magic show away
Trixie
The great and powerful
Excuse my language but I gotta tell you this is bull
Trixie
You're making it all up
So take your brattiness away

I'm usually a modest type
but now with all the hype
I've been jealous cause you're really mean

You are a quite [bad word] mare