I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
 My clothes still smell like the night before
 Where I?
 Why am I talking to myself? (Self)

I’m like a fat [bad word] through a candy store
 I’m like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
 Why can’t I just get control over myself? (Self)

I’m not trying to be a saint.
I don’t wanna be president someday.
I’m just trying to make my way. (Yeah) 

I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 I can’t do nothing right
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 It ain’t no one’s fault but mine
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 I can’t do nothing right
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up (Yeah)
 So if you [bad word] up all the time

Let’s all sing. 

Oops my bad I never said I’d ever get it right.
 Da Da Da Da Da Da

My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
 And that being with me is what turned her [bad word]  What’s with me; why does this happen all the time? (Time)

I’m like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
 I’m like a black guy switching ladies in front of the cops
 Why can’t I just get control over myself? (Self) 

I’m not trying to be a saint.
 I don’t wanna be president someday.
 I’m just trying to make my way. (Yeah) 

I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 I can’t do nothing right
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 It ain’t no one’s fault but mine
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 I can’t do nothing right
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up (Yeah)
 So if you [bad word] up all the time

Let’s all sing. 

Oops my bad I never said I’d ever get it right.
 Da Da Da Da Da Da

I’m just a bad luck charm.
 To blame when things go wrong.
 Been cursed since I was born
 Maybe one day I’ll change
 For now all I can say 

(Yeah) 

I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 I can’t do nothing right
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 It ain’t no one’s fault but mine
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up, yeah
 I can’t do nothing right
 I’m sorry I’m a [bad word] up (Yeah)
 So if you [bad word] up all the time

Let’s all sing. 

Oops my bad I never said I’d ever get it right.
 Oops my bad I never said I’d ever get it right.
 Oops my bad I never said I’d ever get it right. 

Da Da Da Da Da Da

Ah, [bad word] it.