Adam Sandler Ode To My Car Lyrics
Here we go 

Piece of [bad word] car 
I got a piece of [bad word] car 
That [bad word]  pile of [bad word] 
Never gets me very far 

My car's a big piece of [bad word] 
'Cause the shocks are [bad word] shot 
And my seatbelt's [bad word] broken 
I got to tie it in a knot 
(It's a piece of [bad word]  

I can't see through the windshield 
'Cause it's got a big [bad word]  crack 
And the interior smells real bad 
'Cause my friend puked in the back 
(It's a piece of [bad word]  

(Piece of [bad word] car) 
Piece of [bad word] car 
(He's got a piece of [bad word] car) 
It sucks royal [bad word] 
(That [bad word]  pile of [bad word]  
100% [bad word] 
(Never gets him very far) 
Oh [bad word] you car 

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track 
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack 
(They can bite his [bad word] too) 
And I got no [bad word]  brakes 
I'm always way out of control 
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it [bad word]  
(You [bad word]  piece of [bad word]  

(Piece of [bad word] car) 
I got piece of [bad word] car 
(He got a piece of [bad word] car) 
Diesel gas sucks my [bad word] 
(That [bad word]  pile of [bad word]  
That pile of metal [bad word] 
(Never gets him very far) 

Oh what the [bad word] did I do 
What the [bad word] did I do 
What the [bad word] did I do 
To get stuck with you 
You're too wide for [bad word] 
And you smell like the shoe 
But I'm too broke to buy something new 
Oh [bad word] me 

Well the engine likes to flood 
The car always [bad word]  stalls 
And the seat cushion's got a big rip 
So a spring always pokes the balls 
(Ouch, ouch, ouch) 
Plus the door locks are busted 
I gotta use a [bad word] coat hanger 
(What a pain in his [bad word]  
And if a girlie sees my car 
There's no chance I'll ever bang her 
(He never ever gets da [bad word]  
Hey shut up 
(Piece of [bad word] car) 
You piece of [bad word] car 

(You got a piece of [bad word] car) 
You piece of [bad word] car 
(Piece of [bad word] car) 
Bald [bad word]  tires 
(You got a piece of [bad word] car) 
No rearview [bad word] mirror 
(Piece of [bad word] car) 
Seven different colors 
(You got a piece of [bad word] car)  [bad word] rag for a gas cap 
(Piece of [bad word] car) 
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere 
(You got a piece of [bad word] car) 
(Piece of [bad word] car) 
(You got a piece of [bad word] car) 
(Piece of [bad word] car) 
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser 
(You got a piece of [bad word] car) 
Cabby give me a push 
(Piece of [bad word] car...)