We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. [bad word] no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that never seen [bad word] .
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah [bad word]  I'm talkin' ‘bout [bad word]  Falco and [bad word] 
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
Golden Girls got me Sweatin' To The Oldies
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please!
Three O' Clock on the dot time to [bad word] for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later [bad word] of [bad word] so What's Happening?
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch Cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood [bad word] around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some [bad word] by Faberge
Smell the [bad word] of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood [bad word] around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] 
Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is [bad word] 
Aw [bad word]  [bad word] Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you [bad word]  I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man [bad word] are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy [bad word] 

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood