You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!
Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.
You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!
Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.

'Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.
Long in the pants, short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.
Long in the PANTS, short in the WEINER, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.
Long in the pants and short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.

You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!
Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.
You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!
Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.

Yeah, she doesn't have the [bad word]  she doesn't have the [bad word] 
She doesn't have the thick [bad word] Mexican thighs that I possess.
She doesn't have the [bad word]  she doesn't have the [bad word] 
She doesn't have the thick [bad word] Mexican thighs that I possess.

Girl, why you always gotta be hella flashin' on me girl?
Always gotta be hella archin' your little back and workin' your little [bad word]  girl, like you a [bad word]  funky cold diva and [bad word]  girl .
Making me hella, hella, hella randy and [bad word] 
You know I gotta be jackin' home but you know what [bad word] on, you keep it up girl, you know you want to show me!
Oh, girl, oh [bad word] on. Oh, oh, oh [bad word] girl!
Oh, oh, give it to me girl! You know you make me...
You make me...you make me...you make me...
Oh, oh, you make me so nervous, girl.