Эльфы: We are free and fairly sober,
With so many toys to build.
The machines are kinda tricky,
Probably someone will be killed,
But we gladly work for nothing...

Фрай: Which is good because we don't intend to pay.

Хором: The elves are back to work today!

Эльфы: Hooray!
We have just a couple hours,
To make several billion gifts,
And the labour isn't easy...

Лила: Then you'll all work triple shifts,
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super-speed.

Фрай, Лила и Бендер: It's back to work on Xmas Eve!

Эльфы: Hooray!

Лила: And though you're cold and sore and ugly,
Your pride will mask the pain.

Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts...

Эльф: There's a toy lodged in my brain!

Эльфы: We are getting awfully tired,
And we can't work any faster,
And we're very, very sorry--

Бендер: Why you selfish little [bad word] 
Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a [bad word]  empty-handed jerk?

Эльф: Ow!

Бендер: Then shut your yaps and back to work.

Эльфы: Now it's very nearly Xmas,
And we've done the best we could,

Фрай: These toys soldiers are poorly painted.

Лила: And they're made from inferior wood.

Бендер: I should give you all a beating,
But I really have to fly.

Робот Санта: If I weren't stuck here frozen,
I'd harpoon you in the eye.

Эльфы: Now it's back into our tenements,
To drown ourselves in rye.

Лила: You did the best you could,
I guess that some of these gorillas are OK.

Эльф: We're adequate!

Хором: The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!