It's [bad word] in the morning to look at you lying in my bed
Another morning after
You know I'm wishing you were dead
Maybe hit by a [bad word]  rammed by a train
You must be crazy 'cause you're driving me insane

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because I scratch your itch
I'm too much a [bad word]  you just like to [bad word] 
I'm just like a devil, you're my witch

I drag my [bad word] into work
I hate my job, you know my boss is [bad word] 
You wonder why I save my dough?
Then wonder why you have to pay my way?
I should give you up, walk away I know I should
But the fact still remains you're finger licking good

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because I scratch your itch
I'm too much a [bad word]  you just like to [bad word] 
I'm just like a devil, you're my witch

In the midnight hour
The smell of love filling up the room
I keep my horns nice and sharp
I keep you quick on your broom
You like to raise lots of [bad word] 
I like to lower the boom

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because I scratch your itch
I'm too much a [bad word]  you just like to [bad word] 
I'm just like a devil

I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because I scratch your itch
I'm too much a [bad word]  you just like to [bad word] 
I'm just like a devil
I'm just like a devil
I'm just like a devil
And you baby you're my witch