Meg Ryan?
Oh, she looks tired.
Kate Winslet?
She's always crying!
Madonna?
Never liked her as a woman...
Cate Blanchett?
I don't think she's a human...
Lucy Liu?
I prefer white women!
Helena Bonham Carter?
She looks like а demon!
Keira Knightley?
English? I don't like it...
Lindsay Lohan?
I heard she's bad with [bad word] and psychic!

And there is only one option left
Only one option:

Angelina Jolie! Jolie!
Take me home!
They can't stop us! Stop us!
Let's get it on!
Angelina Jolie! Jolie!
Brad no more!
Just me and you! Me and you!
And your kids too...

Scarlett Johansson?
No, she smokes a lot!
Kate Moss?
I will regret that...
Julia Roberts?
Are you kidding me?
She looks like a nightmare on amphetamine!
Renee Zellweger?
God! Of course not!
Megan Fox?
No, but she is hot!
Sharon Stone?
Twenty years ago I would say yes.
Beyonce?
No, but she has a great [bad word] 

So you see, there is only one option left
Only one option:

Angelina Jolie! Jolie!
Take me home!
They can't stop us! Stop us!
Let's get it on!
Angelina Jolie! Jolie!
Brad no more!
Just me and you! Me and you!
And your kids too.

Brad Pitt no more.
Brad Pitt no more.
Brad Pitt no more.
Brad Pitt no more.

Angelina Jolie! Jolie!
Take me home!
They can't stop us! Stop us!
Let's get it on!
Angelina Jolie! Jolie!
Brad no more!
Just me and you! Me and you!
And your kids too...