It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song about ping pong

Money order money order hear it today
I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say
Money order money order hear it today
I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say
I got my got my got my got my racket in hand
Not leaving till I play don't think you understand
With that dirty dirty dirty dirty look on your face
I bet you know beef jerky has an after taste GO!

Money order money order hear it today
I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say
Money order money order hear it today
I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say
I got my got my got my got my racket in hand
Not leaving till I play don't think you understand
With that dirty dirty dirty dirty look on your face
I bet you know beef jerky has an after taste GO!

If I know [bad word] Then I know you're hiding
If I know [bad word] Then I know you're hiding
If I know [bad word] Then I know you're hiding
If I know [bad word] 
CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team
I said CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team
I said CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team
I said CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team

If I know [bad word] Then I know you're hiding
If I know [bad word] Then I know you're hiding
If I know [bad word] Then I know you're hiding
If I know [bad word] 
CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team
I said CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team
I said CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team
I said CHEATER
You're favouritising the
I said LIAR
Opposing team

It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song about Ping Pong.

It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song
It's just a song about Ping Pong