He always has a sidekick
Some Boy Wonder at his call
His utility belt holds everything
Can’t find that at the mall

The Batmobile is super fast
There is no car that is surpassed
It’s a good thing we’ve got Arkham
‘Cuz he really drives us bats!

Drives us bats, drives us bats
He really drives us bats bats bats
He drives us baaats

Whether dancing the batusi, you see
Or using an array of tools
He’s always got the answers
He makes us look like fools

He’s got no superpoweeeerrs
He’s just a flying rat
It’s a good thing we’ve got Arkam
Cuz he really drives us bats

Drives us bats
(Worlds greatest detective)
Drives us bats
(Foiling every evil scheme)
He really drives us bats, bats bats
Heeee drives us baaaaats

Even without shark repellent
He’s tougher than he seems
Other heroes often ask
Why is he always the top cat?

He drives us baaaats
Drives us baaats
Drives us bats!