I [bad word] one in the basement
I [bad word] one in the hall
 [bad word] one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
 [bad word] one in an alley
Up against the wall
I [bad word] em all
I [bad word] one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I [bad word] a college girl
Didn't have a clue
 [bad word] one turning sideways
I can't turn em down (?)
I [bad word] em all
It seems like balling [bad word] 
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your [bad word] 
I'll [bad word] that too
I [bad word] one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
 [bad word] a girl in Pittsburgh
Steel is what they like
 [bad word] an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I [bad word] em all