My only weapon was my pen
But I traded it for my hand
Not a smart move, but mine knew
Does this say I'm a man?

My only lesson was in my brains
But I traded them for my hand
Not a smart move, but a repeat move
Does this put pay to our plan?

Hey, hey,
You'll never get to heaven if you don't give back
So give back a little twist
If you wanna a lend a hand,
Wave, wave
No need to form (?)
You do the dance through
You may learn a little bit about those things you do

I'm only going to heaven if it feels like [bad word] 
I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on
Hold on, hold on

Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside
Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside

My only weapon was my pen
But I traded it for my hand
Not a smart move, but mine knew
Does this say I'm a man?

My only lesson was in my brains
But I traded them for my hand
Not a smart move, oh (?)
Does this put pay to our plan?

Hey, hey,
You'll never get to heaven if you don't give back
So give back a little twist
If you wanna a lend a hand,
Wave, wave, wave
No need to form (?)
You do the dance through
You may learn a little bit about those things you do

I'm only going to heaven if it feels like [bad word] 
I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on
Hold on, hold on

Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside
Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside
Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside
Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside
Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside

I'm only going to heaven if it feels like [bad word] 
I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel