I'm the order of the Bat'leth,
Son of Kahless,
Your family has no honor,
But I couldn't care less,
I was born to kill Federation swine,
And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine.

I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh,
When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!"
I'm the [bad word] on a Bird of Prey,
I wake up every morning after owning the day,
I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board,
I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord, 
I never sweat about a Romulan dude,
He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude.
And they're sly and they were telling lies,
shout out to Martok who lost an eye,
To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions,
I'm on them like a transwarp engine.
Fear my snarl hear my speach,
Watch me blow like a warpcore breach.

I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy,
I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai.
When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs,
They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die".
I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too,
Watch out Janeway [bad word] for you,
Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod [bad word] 
My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges.

I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind,
I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind,
I get visions of Cardassia on my mind,
And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind.

I hate the Tribbles,
Those little furry [bad word] 
But I love my Klingon [bad word] 
Cause they've got three [bad word] 
I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand,
If you were any other man,
I'd kill you where you stand.

I killed Captain Kirk,
I killed Picard,
I [bad word] Riker like a Klingon Targ,
Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh,
Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
Qa'plagh!!